My hometown is small:
It is so small, I didn’t even mark it because it wouldn’t matter. A few minutes away from my hometown is an even smaller town called Ittybittyville. See map above.
Anyway, here is a map of Ittybittyville:
Yes, a church and a strip club made up the economy of Ittybittyville. There are probably some "moo cows*" there too. One day, the church decided it needed a change of scenery. So they decided to move:
Oh yes, they moved their church right in front of the strip club.
But then one day someone realized, “Hey! We can see the whorehouse through the stained glass JESUS!”
So the members of the congregation, who you may remember moved of their own accord, insisted that the city make the strip club build a new fence so they wouldn't have to see Jasmine ride Ted's "magic carpet" during service. The city caved and ordered the strip club to build the fence:
But this strip club wasn't going to just take it up the ass from city council. Oh no, they were a clever strip club. After a lot of thinking, they came up with the perfect plan.
They built a second story.
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