7 Things Series - 7 Things I Don't Give a Fuck About

There are things that piss me off, there are things that motivate me, and there are things that I really don't give a fuck about. The following fall into the latter category.


In no particular order:

7. Chuck Norris

He's a man who did some karate. Get over it. He is in no way the coolest man alive. Sorry. I don't think jokes about him are funny anymore.



6. Dr. Oz

I'm pretty sure Walgreens is paying him to tell you that your vagina's age is 104 to sell their ReVagitalizer 4000. You know why your vagina is old? Because you're watching Dr. Oz and not sluttin' it up.



5. Cafeteria Food

Stop making mystery meat jokes. The FDA checks this shit. Throw some salt on that turkey and close your trap.



4. Plot Holes

Plot Holes don't bother me anymore. It's TV. Get over it.




3. The Christmas/Holiday Debate

Rhode Island's governor said Tuesday that lawmakers upset with his decision to call the blue spruce erected in the Statehouse a "holiday tree" instead of a "Christmas tree" should focus their energy on feeding the poor.



2. Gay Slurs

I know who I am and I honestly don't care what anybody else calls me. It's not going to hurt me.



1. Lady Gaga



You know why I can't read her poker face? Because it's covered in meat.




So how about you? What do you not care about? Comment below!