No offense Megan, but you're a witch for giving me a 9 minute video to review shot by shot. RUDE. So you're getting another list, except this will be my thoughts as it happens. For Day 7 Megan picked Michael's "Remember the Time." To save space, I'm going to make a "Read More" cut, so click on that to read the full thing!
1) Is this the Flinstones?
2) You can't hypnotize me!
3) "Days Of Our Lives" hourglass! (Like sands in an hourglass, so are the days of our lives.)
4) The special effects aren't THAT bad. Still cheesy.
A) Clearly we are in Egypt. I did NOT see that coming at all.
5) Meow!
6) Is that Eddie Murphy?
7) I bet that's poison.
8) Of course she's bored, it's fucking Egypt!
9) He can entertain you with his dick I bet.
10) Man, I have always wanted some bongos.
11) Hehehehehe "stick man"
12) Lions are acceptable punishment for that terrible act.
13) I've always wanted to eat fire. Is there a "Fire Breathing for Dummies" book?
14) DON'T CUT HIS HEAD OFF THAT WAS AWESOME!
15) Anthrax.
16) What kind of demon magic is that shit?
17) White MJ. LAME.
18) This sounds like porno music.
19) The queen wants his dick.
20) You'll never catch him.
21) Oh my god, snakes. I HATE SNAKES.
22) Circle jerk.
23) How did he get in the queen's chamber?
24) Green screen.
25) I hope they make out.
26) YES! BOOM! TONGUE!
27) Ewww, tongue.
28) Does walking like an Egyptian stop arrows?
29) Flash mob.
30) Kevin Smith did it better.
31) Ohhh his bitch ass is screwed.
32) Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream!
So look. I really didn't care for this video, and I really didn't care for this song. Overall I have really been enjoying his stuff, but this one just didn't make me feel good. I'm sure Day 8 will be better! In conclusion, I remember the time. I wish I didn't.
Also, Kevin Smith really did do the flash mob better. Ironically enough, he used "ABC" by the Jackson 5!
1 comment:
i'm sad that you didn't like the song, but it's okay because you're right... Kevin Smith's flashmob in Clerks 2 is the best!
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