Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Application to be Coty’s New Best Friend/Assistant

Name:
Date of Birth:
Favorite Color:

Are you opposed to abuse? If yes, please explain:

In the event of an emergency, are you opposed to being called “Tiny Pony”? If yes, please explain:

If I were to ever be offered a reality television show (and if Bravo knows what’s good for them, I will be), would you be upset if I yelled at you a lot for dramatic effect? If yes, please explain:

If I were to ever lose all functioning in my legs, would you leave me immediately? If yes, please discontinue this application.

Rocks? If yellow, please explain:

Do you agree to lose any competition we are ever in? If no, please explain:

Please answer questions in the comments section below.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jessica O'Neal
None of your damn business
Green

Yes. I am too pretty to maim.

Not at all.

OMG, no! As long as you don't care if I cry a lot to aid you in that dramatic effect.

No way. I'd wheel you around all over the place.

Yes, I do.

No. I am way too competitive for that. And I am always right. I will fight you.

Anonymous said...

Name: Simone P-H

Birthday: ahhh it was many Mays ago, you shall never know

Colour: Purple. Makes me think of quiet, dark, peaceful nights, moonlight, gulps of icy drink on a hot day, moonlight and deep comfortable sleep.

Opposed to abuse?: Yes, unless you deserve it or you bitch slapped me first

Tiny Pony: I am a tiny pony! Or maybe a furry small person...

Award Show Dramatics: Oh yeah go for it, I can out yell you. You have to let me have the traditional chair kicking, swear bleeping, door slamming storm out though!

No Legs: I wouldn't leave you. I would insist on piggy lap rides though (NO INNUENDO INTENDED. Making use of your sweet parking, wheelchair races, and wheeling you at insane speeds just for fun would of course be mandatory.

Rocks: Rainbow's my pet rock. Yellow cheated on her with those bitches Pebble and Paua :(

Losing: I would but I'm too good and people would know I threw the game.

Simone said...

*reality show

Megan said...

Megan Stoll
I'm old enough
Purple

Not entirely opposed to abuse, as long as you can take some in return.

Tiny Pony? Okay, as long as I get to call you Bubba.

I would be happy to be yelled at for a reality show! Gotta earn that paycheck and give the people what they want.

I would (like Jess) wheel you around.

Are you saying you want me to purposely lose so that you can win? Cause that's not happening. Whoops... looks like I just blew the application. Oh well!

Anonymous said...

Name: Sarah H (sarah_layla_777)
DOB; feb 7 (u should know what year!!)
Colour: Purple

Yes, unless i am extremely annoyed :P

UMM sure as long as i can then call u whatever i want!!

Nope, sure you can yell at me and then i can yell at u too if u want :p

of course not i'd wheel u around wherever u want <3 *wheelchair races anyone*

depends what competition :P but most likely no cos i'm too awesome to throw a competition :P

<3 <3 <3

jakkfarr said...

Jack Farrugiq
11/10/1995
Red

Yes. However if said perosn is a jerk than a slap is required

Tiny pony is not my code name, Pink wolf.

Nope however be prepared to withstand equal amount of yelling :P

No because you'd be like my Artie!

My rock is red and his name is tony.

No way i will never go down without a fight.