Poorly Drawn Series #3 - Move Bitch, Get Out Da Way

Here is a map depicting the locations of the buildings near my dorm. Typically I want to travel from my dorm to the student union, which is labeled "Where I Want to Fucking Go."

You may already see the problem. When we insert sidewalks, it becomes more clear.

Ah yes, you see it now, don't you? There isn't a single direct path from my dorm to where I want to fucking go. My path is blocked by an all-girls dorm. Do you know how much that annoys me? This is how it SHOULD look in a perfect world.